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circletines:

circletines:

Theres this building down the street from me and it is so weird like it has a bunch of political posters, a sign that says “horse and dog medicines”, pizza menus, and a life-size cut out of johnny depp in the door. Nobodies been inside or even knows what it is.

WAIT HERE I FOUND A PICTURE

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popeyeschicken:

whovianletthedaleksout:

popeyeschicken:

when people come to school with wet hair

I honestly cannot tell what your stance is on this particular topic because  that’s a fucking picture of a corgi

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thats-so-latula:

allons-y-voir-le-univers:

I kind of want to be something actually scary for Halloween, like the rabies virus.

But am concerned people will think I am a textured dildo.

that can be just as scary

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shakeitbakeitbo0tyquakeit:

zaynbrokemytables:

shakeitbakeitbo0tyquakeit:

i hate when the teacher ends a lesson early and gives the class time to talk with each other because im always just sitting there alone for 10 minutes like

Hahahaha I literallyyy just died…The dog is so fat xD

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internetmessiah:

Back in the day how common was the name Jesus? “No, you’re looking for Jesus the messiah. I’m Jesus the barber.”

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mokamonn:

tomlinsogay:

my teacher pointed at me with her ruler and said, “at the end of this ruler is an idiot.” i got detention after asking which end

bless u

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